No joke. Someone actually asked me where I got my "Or-chids" (Like Orchard, but not) when I was at South Bank once.
In related news, new brown Porter V1 colourway. Expect to see V2 soon.
I think they need to basically just make every model they do in brown, with a black and white colourway too, and they'd be set.
I know you're thinking "Hmm, Mark usually posts at 4am. Why on Earth is he posting this up at early o'clock in the morning?" Well, the reason is is that I was thinking to myself "Man, I wonder what Niels Thanild rides these days", to the extent that I couldn't actually sleep. Luckily, I came down to the computer and found that Fat have a Bikecheck up with Niels T.
Note: The previous story may not be 100% accurate.